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joi, 17 octombrie 2019

Emilia Clarke at the hands of her enemies







Actress Emilia Clarke, who played the role of Daenerys Targaryen in the American series Game of Thrones, was according to our sources abducted and enslaved by her former colleague from the movie, Lena Headey, who played Cercei Lannister. 
As a consequence of Lena's dissatisfaction with the screenplay from the GoT, the English actress has chosen to take the justice in her own hands. Therefore, she captured and crucified poor Emilia in a real exhibition on power and will strength. After the alter ego of Daenerys was kept in the personal basement of Lena Headey, the former Cercei moved her captive as an effect of the gossips from media regarding the fate of her fellow citizen.
Nobody knows for the moment what happened with the helpless naked body of Emilia. Or should I say Daenerys?!





marți, 8 iulie 2014

University year 2014 - 2015 AD


Demonology,      code D 01,           professor Murmur
The structure of the Hell: layers, politics, Hellish geography and geology, code F 02, professor Beelzebub
Introduction in black magic, code E 01, professor Sydonay
Applied sexuality, code G 02, professor Seth
Demonic literature, code H 01, professor Leviathan
Demonic religion, code D 02, professor Satan

Applied sexuality code G 02


September 4, day one: course: Introduction; 
September 5, day one: seminary: Introduction: bad language, pornography and physical violence
September 11, day two: course: Vaginal sex, coitus a tergo, felatio, using your partner as a jerking device;
September 12, day two: laboratory: Students will be divided in two groups, and males shall have intercourses with females in all the ways that were described at course. Presence is mandatory!
September 18, day three: course: How to rape a woman, how to rape a man: basic notions and fundamental approaches, physical violence and the use of bondage techniques to secure the cooperation of the victim
September 19, day three: laboratory: Students that hate each other will be divided in two groups, after that they will try to rape their targets. Presence in mandatory!
September 25, day four: course: Bondage techniques: using rope for restraining, for humiliation and for torture. Shibari, hogtie, tape-bondage, hand-cuffing, chaining, and so forth.

September, 26, day four: laboratory: Students will be divided in two groups, the slaves and the masters. Presence is mandatory!
October 2, day five: course: Zoophilia: basic notions.
October 3, day five: laboratory: Do you have a dog? Bring it to fac's laboratory. Sex with dogs, sheep, ponies, et caetera.
October 9, day six: course: First written examination.
October 10, day six: laboratory: First practical examination. The subjects will be drawn from the already taught exercises.
October 16, day seven: course: Necrophilia: essentials - how to dig for a dead body, how to crush the coffin, how to penetrate a corpse, no matter its biological sex.
October 17, day seven: laboratory: bring your own corpse for exercises. Check the ontological status of your relatives if you want to promote this exam! :)
October 23, day eight: course: Pygmelionism: fuck the history
October 24, day eight: laboratory: Fuck the statue, fuck Mona Lisa, fuck even the skeleton!
October 30, day nine: course: Fethishism: how to achieve and cultivate our partial sexual tendencies. The anti-holistic approach, the part could be more important the the whole.
October 31, day nine: laboratory: The students will be divided in two groups, the dominants and the worshipers (subs) Presence is mandatory!
November 6, day ten: course: Self-satisfaction. Jerking techniques.
November 7, day ten: laboratory: The students will jerk off during the entire class. Presence is mandatory.
November 13, day eleven: course: The second written examination.
November 14, day eleven: laboratory: The second practical examination.
November 20, day twelve: course: Love and blood: fucking and butchering, how to kill your partner.
November 21, day twelve: laboratory: Killing techniques. Do not forget to bring your noose and knife. Presence is mandatory.
November 27, day thirteen: course: Greetings! The final written examination, you mother fuckers!
November 28, day thirteen: laboratory: The final project. Success with your 'idea'
Note: the final papers, for the students that want 7 credits instead of the basic 5, must be completed until 31 December, using the bibliography of my course! Minimum 2 'characters'!